Another part of my warp personality is being a joker or prankster. My brain is always filled with the creative juice of jokes and pranks. I simply can't stop laughing each time a funny joke comes into my mind, at all places, the church, at work, in the washroom, in the bus, in the MRT, in bed before bedtime, during dinner, at the banquet; gosh I seems to be infected by the laughing gas! Below are some of the funny stuff that I thought of or came across, it give me a sense of achievement and satisfaction. Sane or insane you decide:-
- eat fried noodles in library
- buttock got stuck on the toilet seat
- brush teeth with black shoe polisher
- perm hair with vacumm cleaner
- when the victim is about to sit down, pull away the chair from behind and watch him sink towards the floor
- gurgle loudly in a wedding banquet
- press on the emergency button of the lift till you reached the destination floor
- run stark naked in the park
- suck lollipop while asleep
- wash hair with detergent
- laugh hysterically in the hospital
- blow your nose as hard as possible so that the mucus would land on the person opposite you
- run amok screaming in the library
- eat ice-cream with tomato ketchup
- roller blade in expressway
- honk and wave to strangers while driving in CTE/PIE/AYE
- keep your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up"
- disassemble your printer cartridge and "accidentally" flip the ink cartridge or toner across the room or office
- staple papers in the middle of the page
- blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your tissue to other people in the elevator
- go to the toilet, do whatever you want in the cubicle with the door WIDE OPEN
- fill the column "Sex" in application forms as "3 times a week or more as required"
- use sewing thread to floss your teeth
- use a hair dryer to bake a chicken
- steal under-garments from your neighbour and hung them in the neighbourhood park
- in a wedding banquet compliment that the bride looks like a SWINE
- use whipped cream instead of moouse to style the hair
- in the toilet, switch on the water hose to full force and accidentally 'flip' it over the next cubicle with the door closed
- while driving honk all the way from the point of origin to the destination
- spray water every 15 minutes on the clothes hung by your next door neighbour
- take a pair of SOILED socks and lay it over the nose of your sleeping partner in the middle of the night
- in an office building, look onto the security camera and project a WIDE IDIOTIC GRIN
- use an umbrella indoors to protect against the heat of the electrical lights
- in a wedding banquet compliment that the bride's mother is prettier than the bride
- when visiting a friend's house for the first time say that the house seems haunted
- ask for a bouquet of flowers to be sent to you every morning when admitted to a mental institution so as to "refresh your the insanity in the brain"
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