Undies


Once there was this blonde who went to the park to jog in her extra mini skirt.

While huffing and puffing, an elderly man asked her if she would like to earn $20 just by climbing up a tree.

Greedy for the easy money she's about to earn, the blonde agreed.

She walked to the nearest and shortest tree and proceeded to climb it.

The man looked up, saw her panties, grinned slyly and gave her the $20 when she came down.

Before jogging off, the old man asked her if she would like to earn another $20 tomorrow.

So a time was set and they agreed to meet the next day at the same spot.

When she got home, she told her mother about her eventful jog.

Her mother scolded her and called her a naive girl.

Her mom told her that the man tricked her into letting him see her undies.

Only then did the blonde realise his trick.

The next day she went back and met the old man.

Despite being told by her mom, the blonde again did the same thing and got paid $20.

When she went home, she excitedly told her mom today it was her turn to trick the old man.

When her mom asked her how, the blonde proudly replied, "I didn't wear any undies today so he saw nothing!"

- Gavin Koh -



You Guess???


A young college student had stayed up all night studying for his zoology test the next day.

But when he showed up at the exam hall, all he saw were ten stands with ten birds on them.

Each bird was covered in a sack and only their legs showed.

The invigilator announced that everyone had to identify each bird by its legs.

The student got angry he had wasted his time studying for such a senseless exam, so he went up to the invigilator and said, "What a stupid test! How could anyone tell the difference between birds by looking at their legs?"

With that the student headed for the exit.

The invigilator was surprised but because the class was so big he didn't know every student's name.

So just as the angry young man opened the door to leave, the invigilator called out in a booming voice, "Hey, young man, tell me your name so I can fail you on the spot!"

The enraged student pulled up his pant, exposed his legs and said, "You guess!"

- Spencer -



A Pool of....?


There were these 4 guys, a Russian, a German, an American and a french,who found this small genie bottle.

When they rubbed the bottle,a genie appears.

Thankful that the 4 guys had released him out of the bottle, he said, "Next to you all are 4 swimming pools, I will give each of you a wish.

When you run towards the pool and jump, you shout what you want the pool of water to become, then your wish will come true."

The French wanted to start. He ran towards the pool, jumped and shouted "WINE".

The pool immediately changed into a pool of wine.

The Frenchman was so happy swimming and drinking from the pool.

Next is the Russian's turn, he did the same and shouted,"VODKA" and immersed himself into a pool of vodka.

The German was next and he jumped and shouted, "BEER".

He was so contented with his beer pool.

The last is the American. He was running towards the pool when suddenly he steps on a banana peel.

He slipped towards the pool and shouted, "SHIT!!!!!!!........."


Lesson - Think twice before you say something, because sometimes accidents do happen.



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